Stargating Anne

Nobody puts baby in a corner!!
And nobody ever speak for Jolene.
All these years, they`ve all try to make us hate poor little Jolene, but what is really her side of this story?
I have an idea. I really have many ideas, and this might be one of the bad ones - but Hey, I`m not the one who dines with Rhianna and Stargate. Vicky, I promised you more blogging in english so here it is.
Sing along and make Jolene a better woman. Dolly Parton; suck on this, its your melody but my lyrics this time.

Hey wife, hey wife, hey wife, hey wife
Im begging of you; dont wear out my name
Hey wife, hey wife, hey wife, hey wife.
Yours or hers, they`re really all the same

You always nag about my looks
but I`ve read many science books
I`m starting to feel that you`re pretty lame
My ivory skin is from Maybelline
and my smile is not a Colgatewin
And I`m getting tired of this stupid game

He always falls  asleep on me
so he never really did do me
But thank you for the song that gave me fame

I cant see what you see in him
He`s just like any other Tim
So I am really not the one to blame

Hey wife, hey wife, hey wife, hey wife
Im begging of you: dont wear out my name
Hey wife, hey wife, hey wife, hey wife.
Yours or hers, they`re really all the same

Dolly Parton made a Nashville-hit
but i prefer to draw and knit
I`m really just a boring little dame

I`m glad we had this talk of life
you stupid jealous bitchy wife
and now I hope your face is full of shame

Hey wife, hey wife, hey wife, hey wife
Im begging of you please dont wear out my name
Hey wife, hey wife, hey wife, hey wife.
Yours or hers, they`re really all the same


*Dolly HalvParten*